8 ‘Snow’ Cringe Christmas Cracker Jokes!
No Christmas meal is complete without a few cringe Christmas cracker quips; so as the snow lovers we are, we rounded up 8 of the ‘snowiest’ Christmas cracker jokes to send you on your jolly way.
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
Why did the snowman come first at the Winter Olympics?
There was snow competition.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Smells like carrots.”
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes (their favourite are Frosties!)
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's an ig?
A snow house without a loo!